She said her name was "party"
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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