At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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