Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Slut skills are useful in every country.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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