The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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