susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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