My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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