im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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