considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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