so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
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you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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