STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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