He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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