i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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