whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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