hotel room ftw
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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