is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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