remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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