he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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