my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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