I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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