Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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