her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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