We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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