Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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