im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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