Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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