would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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