I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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