Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize