p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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