I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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