how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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