This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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