Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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