We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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