id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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