tell your sister to shave her snatch
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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