I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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