i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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