is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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