I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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