I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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