I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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