D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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