How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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