Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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