Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i will never coherently bang her
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The Olympian is in my bed
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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