after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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