Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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