i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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