the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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